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Archbishops lamp? [INDEX: Humor]
  1. Archbishops lamp? by Lightinter (lightinter@aol.com)
    Posted: September 17, 1998 @ 13:13.
    I have a glass bottle full of paraffin, into which a brass thingy puts some tape. It has a bottomless bottle on top and when I put a match to it it lights up and stinks - whatever can it be: its stinks out my vestry when I light it. I'll be good mannered and say "thank you" if anyone answers - not like the rest of the people wanting answers.